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the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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rneerkat:

*pulls out bread at wedding* i’d like to make a toast

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1 day ago | 207,782 notes (originally from rneerkat)

pizzaforpresident:

when you aren’t your best friend’s best friend

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221b-sherlock:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

i-face-thehorizon:

altonym:

thecoppercow:

altonym:

tyrabanksonabudget:

PLEASE SCAN YOUR CLUBC-CLUBCARD ACCEPTED

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

AND THEN WHEN YOU TAKE IT OUT

PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

PLEASE TAKE YOUR CHANGE

NOTES ARE DISPENSED BELOW THE SCANNER

THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING WITH TESCO

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE

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britneyspeares:

taylor swift could make a screamo album all in spanish and she’d still be categorized as a country artist

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1 day ago | 185,755 notes (originally from slutdad)

sorry:

I want to be skinny but I also want pizza for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner. Do you feel me.

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1 day ago | 141,698 notes (originally from sorry)

stylesfarts:

In 10 years people wont even bother buying rings they will just propose with the ring emoji 💍

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ravclaw:

my essay isn’t done but i sure am

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1 day ago | 185,144 notes (originally from tiniestleaf)

hemmsings:

I wish I was skinny enough to wear crop tops and skinny enough to wear nice skirts that show off your legs and skinny enough to look pretty in pictures and the clothes that I buy but I’m not and it frustrates me to the point where I want to cut off my fat with worn out safety scissors and sit under my bed and listen to celine dion music until I fall asleep in my own tears

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1 day ago | 34,527 notes (originally from hemmsings)