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helioscentrifuge:

asgardreid:

sextronautt:

we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.

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loki-laufysbum:

balloonpony:

tyleroakley:

peterfromtexas:

Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…

NOPE

No worries, that’s a Bobbit Worm. They live on the ocean floor, and unless you’re able to withstand a ton of pressure, you likely wouldn’t have your toesies nipped off by one since they live deeper than people walk on the ocean floor.

Bobbit Worms are kinda cool. And they were named after Laurena Bobbit, who cut off her abusive husband’s penis and threw it out of her car window as she drove off.

Wait.

(Source: iraffiruse, via deathwhispered-a-lullaby)

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v-for-valkyr:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

J U N I O R

v-for-valkyr:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

J U N I O R

(Source: gifsofanimalsinfilm, via thepeacekeeper)

17 hours ago | 690,514 notes (originally from gifsofanimalsinfilm)


mikasaesukasa:

im not in that fandom but i know a golden post when i see one

(via thepeacekeeper)

17 hours ago | 202,151 notes (originally from notpudus-deactivated20140426)

stability:

I wish my wallet came with free refills

(Source: stability, via artechoke)

17 hours ago | 407,197 notes (originally from stability)


best-of-memes:

90’s nostalgia 

(via thepeacekeeper)

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fruitpacks:

it takes all of my energy to read a post thats more than 2 sentences

(via se-offendendo)

17 hours ago | 271,745 notes (originally from fruitpacks)

cyberfricking:

are you ignoring me or am i just worrying too much: an autobiography

(Source: cyberfricking, via thelostsockoffices)

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Ghost-type - by Ricardo Lira

Ghost-type - by Ricardo Lira

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