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heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

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baracknobama:

only punks can see this reblog if youre a punk

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iriswestallenn:

Not knowing how to speak Japanese does not stop you from singing along to the theme songs. Aggressively.

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jaclcfrost:

arguing with tall people like “don’t make me come up there”

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masturbraiding:

Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”

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me in school: when i get home, im gonna do all my homework, im not gonna procrastinate, and im gonna start accomplishing things!!

me when i get home:

*throws backpack on the floor*

*puts on pajamas*

*watches gay porn*

*eats junk food*

*logs onto every social media site possible*

*watches more gay porn*

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